Okay…so now things get interesting. We’re going to write a blog post. As much as we can as fast we can…and we’re going to race me. We’ll see who can write more words one of you or me. If you win, I’ll get you Kanye West’s phone number so you can prank call him (as long as you say your name is “Rich”).
Here’s the prompt:
You have been proclaimed King/Queen/Emperor/Empress/Grand Whatever of the Earth. You sit upon your throne. Everyone around you is waiting for you to issue your first order.
You begin to say, “My first act as King/Queen/Empreror/Empress/Grand Whatever of the Earth is to—”
and then? What’s next. You’ve got fifteen minutes. Go!