Daily Blog Post, Day 5 (Monday, June 29)

Write the silliest possible rhyming poem.  Go as long as you can.  It does not matter if it makes sense, but you can NOT repeat any words except the following list

  • a
  • an
  • and
  • are
  • be
  • been
  • being
  • but
  • is
  • or
  • so
  • the
  • was
  • were
  • yet

Post your work below.

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38 thoughts on “Daily Blog Post, Day 5 (Monday, June 29)

  1. I’m single,
    but not quite ready to mingle,
    Daddy says no,
    Mommy says so,
    It’s something I can’t comprehend,
    So I go back on the bend,
    As I attempt to fend,
    All the people trying to gain access to my heart,
    Truly It’s a masterpiece,
    A work of art,
    Something worth the ease,
    Made of stone,
    Please excuse if I throw,
    Run as fast as you can,
    My little gingerbread man,
    As I push you out of my life,
    Trying to strive,
    For perfection,
    In deformation.

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  2. juice is for sheep
    as he walks down the, Bleep!
    I can not find the house
    Its somewhere with the mouse.
    cream filled bread
    don’t eat it with lead
    I have a cat
    he owns one hat

    much love love Shawn

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  3. Watch out for that man,
    run as fast as you can.
    He’s got that bird,
    at least that’s what I heard.
    Look at that fence,
    This doesn’t make sense.
    It’s painted red,
    That’s what I said.
    You don’t have to cry,
    I’ll tell you why.
    You only have one,
    Then it’s done

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  4. The cow goes moo,
    At the zoo,
    while it takes a poo,
    under the moon,
    but not too soon,
    and it has a spoon,
    to eat its meat,
    as it jams to the beat,
    in the heat,
    as he wins a three …. PEAT!!!!!!!

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  5. A man named Dan ran with an pan. And fell threw a deep whole, which made hit let go of the pan it his brain and all of his blood drained to head. He notice he fell on a bed that was red. Then he was thinking are, car, be, we, been, sin, being, ringing, but, cut, nut, mutt, hut, wiz, is, or, more, core, poor, door, pet, yet, met, debt, was, buzz, cause. #bored

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  6. lifting weights is not a joke
    my workouts would make you choke
    bicep curls make you pull
    while doing triceps will never make you full
    at the end of the day
    my workout is not to be play

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  7. Sally is Silly. Billy likes Tilly. Math drives me willy nilly.

    Trains and planes pass by open plains.

    Bla-BLa ha-ha ta-ta la-la

    Fish fry, babies cry as a silly goose waddles by.
    Mommas making shepherd’s pie
    Papa’s taping Billy’s eye.
    Ta-Ta looks to the clear blue sky.
    Then pigs start to fly on by.
    Figs and twigs in a cart.
    Bart starts to fart in the mini mart.

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  8. I am a robot
    I be listening to flobots
    An eagle is flying
    And the people are dying
    Been driving cars
    i don’t like eating chocolate bars

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  9. On a Monday afternoon, sitting in class
    All I have on my mind is to pass
    I look out the window, within the luminous glass
    I see a green, healthy field of grass

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  10. Piña colada
    I live in Grenada
    No oceans around
    just a burial ground
    It never rains
    except during the Olympic Games
    There are no boats
    Only lost goats eating oats
    My lawn has no grass
    Only the tears of the middle class
    The people, they cannot see
    That they live off the fruit of a poisonous tree
    The beaches are empty
    It’s where I park my Bentley
    I am broken and bored
    I can’t find my spare extension cord
    The buses smell like smoke
    Designed to look baroque
    When will I wake up?
    I lost my favorite coffee cup
    I don’t like eating breakfast
    I should’ve lived in the South West
    How much have I bled?
    I’m just going to go back to bed

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  11. a Tree
    An org
    and a bird
    are there books
    Be extraordinary
    Been everywhere in life
    Being strong
    But kind
    is awesome
    or weird
    so whatever
    the sun is out
    was that a squirrel
    were there frogs?
    Yet I know everything
    a cloud knows more
    An apple is better
    and a grape is softer
    as are pillows
    be out there
    Been no where
    Being weak
    but mean
    is wrong
    or is it
    so I have been told
    the truth hurts
    was that a rain drop
    Were there blue lights
    Yet I want red instead
    a thought
    an idea
    and a brain
    are important
    be eccentric

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  12. I love sleep this what I need
    No matter what this is true indeed
    I love my friends right till the very end
    You can’t say anything about them or you will get blend

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  13. Today is a holiday
    I only work a day
    Tomorrow you shall borrow
    A toro so you could lose your sorrow
    While you are awakening
    On the other side of the world they are stunning
    Now that this is done
    My brain has realized that this wasn’t dumb
    And although this didn’t make sense
    The heart will conclude but comence

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  14. I went to Cancun and bought a baboon,
    His name was Paul and he said; “let’s have a ball”
    Paul wanted an orange, so he broke the door hinge.

    Flow like water, but I don’t want to bother
    Know ones’ self, when making a shelf.
    How do I know? Should I eat some pho?

    Going down the rabbit hole, to see where the truth will go.
    Passing all the lies, and I said; “hey look, some pies!”
    Crashing, cracking, blackout…I’ve gone too far.
    All I see are stars, my mind is like a spaceship.
    I don’t know how to explain it, this really shouldn’t stated….

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  15. I once had this dog,
    that was my one of a kind
    I must kiss my girl in the fog
    I believe she wont mind.

    Give me your true love
    which feeds my entire soul
    We must search above
    to encounter a ghoul.

    This must be a dream
    I’m sure of that fact
    give me a scoop of cream
    to make sure it’s a genuine act.

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  16. That Nightingale seeking thee male.
    Only he had this body like a whale.
    Disgust by his personality
    She rather be a dead birdie.
    She wants to be a princess
    That would be a plus
    Just minus the fuss.

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  17. once there was a guy
    who was very nice
    yet he didn’t like lies
    that liked to eat rice
    and ended up with mice
    and not a bride.

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  18. A glasses in the table, feel me sad and thirsty but ice cream or pizza change my life in seconds.
    Who want to be happy with an ice cream? Ice cream is a word that I have in my mind all day.

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  19. There once was a girl named Sue.
    She loved to eat stew.
    Then one day she took a flight.
    This was the most exciting plight.
    She had so much fun at the mall.
    Until the elephant with a ball.
    Who had a trunk.
    This elephant only dunked.

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