Write the silliest possible rhyming poem. Go as long as you can. It does not matter if it makes sense, but you can NOT repeat any words except the following list
- a
- an
- and
- are
- be
- been
- being
- but
- is
- or
- so
- the
- was
- were
- yet
Post your work below.
Write the silliest possible rhyming poem. Go as long as you can. It does not matter if it makes sense, but you can NOT repeat any words except the following list
Post your work below.
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life is such a laugher that I can’t go After break to my own birthday party.
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I am in class
that I am trying to pass
it is required
this poems expired.
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go no row flow bow stow grow show
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A cat in the hat are back on the map and they are fat like the bat.
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I’m single,
but not quite ready to mingle,
Daddy says no,
Mommy says so,
It’s something I can’t comprehend,
So I go back on the bend,
As I attempt to fend,
All the people trying to gain access to my heart,
Truly It’s a masterpiece,
A work of art,
Something worth the ease,
Made of stone,
Please excuse if I throw,
Run as fast as you can,
My little gingerbread man,
As I push you out of my life,
Trying to strive,
For perfection,
In deformation.
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I like it, it goes good together its deep and concrete and it means something
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I like this
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it should be this one !!!!!!!
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THIS ONE !
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juice is for sheep
as he walks down the, Bleep!
I can not find the house
Its somewhere with the mouse.
cream filled bread
don’t eat it with lead
I have a cat
he owns one hat
much love love Shawn
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deep
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I like this one
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this one
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Watch out for that man,
run as fast as you can.
He’s got that bird,
at least that’s what I heard.
Look at that fence,
This doesn’t make sense.
It’s painted red,
That’s what I said.
You don’t have to cry,
I’ll tell you why.
You only have one,
Then it’s done
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Simple and sweet.
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The cow goes moo,
At the zoo,
while it takes a poo,
under the moon,
but not too soon,
and it has a spoon,
to eat its meat,
as it jams to the beat,
in the heat,
as he wins a three …. PEAT!!!!!!!
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king counting his money,
eating bread and honey
selling bunny’s.
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A man named Dan ran with an pan. And fell threw a deep whole, which made hit let go of the pan it his brain and all of his blood drained to head. He notice he fell on a bed that was red. Then he was thinking are, car, be, we, been, sin, being, ringing, but, cut, nut, mutt, hut, wiz, is, or, more, core, poor, door, pet, yet, met, debt, was, buzz, cause. #bored
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lifting weights is not a joke
my workouts would make you choke
bicep curls make you pull
while doing triceps will never make you full
at the end of the day
my workout is not to be play
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Sally is Silly. Billy likes Tilly. Math drives me willy nilly.
Trains and planes pass by open plains.
Bla-BLa ha-ha ta-ta la-la
Fish fry, babies cry as a silly goose waddles by.
Mommas making shepherd’s pie
Papa’s taping Billy’s eye.
Ta-Ta looks to the clear blue sky.
Then pigs start to fly on by.
Figs and twigs in a cart.
Bart starts to fart in the mini mart.
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I am a robot
I be listening to flobots
An eagle is flying
And the people are dying
Been driving cars
i don’t like eating chocolate bars
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On a Monday afternoon, sitting in class
All I have on my mind is to pass
I look out the window, within the luminous glass
I see a green, healthy field of grass
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Piña colada
I live in Grenada
No oceans around
just a burial ground
It never rains
except during the Olympic Games
There are no boats
Only lost goats eating oats
My lawn has no grass
Only the tears of the middle class
The people, they cannot see
That they live off the fruit of a poisonous tree
The beaches are empty
It’s where I park my Bentley
I am broken and bored
I can’t find my spare extension cord
The buses smell like smoke
Designed to look baroque
When will I wake up?
I lost my favorite coffee cup
I don’t like eating breakfast
I should’ve lived in the South West
How much have I bled?
I’m just going to go back to bed
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This one
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THIS ONE !
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This one
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a Tree
An org
and a bird
are there books
Be extraordinary
Been everywhere in life
Being strong
But kind
is awesome
or weird
so whatever
the sun is out
was that a squirrel
were there frogs?
Yet I know everything
a cloud knows more
An apple is better
and a grape is softer
as are pillows
be out there
Been no where
Being weak
but mean
is wrong
or is it
so I have been told
the truth hurts
was that a rain drop
Were there blue lights
Yet I want red instead
a thought
an idea
and a brain
are important
be eccentric
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This one
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I love sleep this what I need
No matter what this is true indeed
I love my friends right till the very end
You can’t say anything about them or you will get blend
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Today is a holiday
I only work a day
Tomorrow you shall borrow
A toro so you could lose your sorrow
While you are awakening
On the other side of the world they are stunning
Now that this is done
My brain has realized that this wasn’t dumb
And although this didn’t make sense
The heart will conclude but comence
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I went to Cancun and bought a baboon,
His name was Paul and he said; “let’s have a ball”
Paul wanted an orange, so he broke the door hinge.
Flow like water, but I don’t want to bother
Know ones’ self, when making a shelf.
How do I know? Should I eat some pho?
Going down the rabbit hole, to see where the truth will go.
Passing all the lies, and I said; “hey look, some pies!”
Crashing, cracking, blackout…I’ve gone too far.
All I see are stars, my mind is like a spaceship.
I don’t know how to explain it, this really shouldn’t stated….
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I once had this dog,
that was my one of a kind
I must kiss my girl in the fog
I believe she wont mind.
Give me your true love
which feeds my entire soul
We must search above
to encounter a ghoul.
This must be a dream
I’m sure of that fact
give me a scoop of cream
to make sure it’s a genuine act.
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That Nightingale seeking thee male.
Only he had this body like a whale.
Disgust by his personality
She rather be a dead birdie.
She wants to be a princess
That would be a plus
Just minus the fuss.
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this one
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once there was a guy
who was very nice
yet he didn’t like lies
that liked to eat rice
and ended up with mice
and not a bride.
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A glasses in the table, feel me sad and thirsty but ice cream or pizza change my life in seconds.
Who want to be happy with an ice cream? Ice cream is a word that I have in my mind all day.
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a beautiful breeze that give us in the morning in front of everybody like you to make us laugh, but you spend so fast
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There once was a girl named Sue.
She loved to eat stew.
Then one day she took a flight.
This was the most exciting plight.
She had so much fun at the mall.
Until the elephant with a ball.
Who had a trunk.
This elephant only dunked.
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